What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

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“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

-mwahh

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”